Monday, 30 March 2020

Break-in News!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, in this sit-at-home period, I did not sit idly watching TV and eating alone o.

After all, you all advised that we improve ourselves while we stay at home.

Many people know me as a lover of investigating stuff. So, I conducted intense and intrinsic research on the real meaning of witchcraft.

Here are my research findings:

_ Making efforts to know your husbands' phone PIN numbers is witchcraft.

- Stylishly peeping into your husbands' chats is witchcraft. Take it.

- Eavesdropping your husbands' conversations on phone with people is another form of witchcraft. Shey you know?

- Trying to use your husbands' phones to make call whereas your real intention is to search their call logs is the real definition of witchcraft!

If you are one of those ladies, stop am! The kingdom of God is near!

Men, is the volume OK???

Saturday, 28 March 2020



Doctors believe, from her serology, that she may have survived Spanish flu too.

Survived Spanish flu, survived corona, na the real cat with 100 lives.


Chinese health authorities have confirmed the identity of the patient zero from whom the first case of coronavirus has originated.

Yin Dao Tang, 24, from the province of Hubei, is the first case of the novel coronavirus that emerged on November 17, according to Chinese government data.

Tang is believed to have contracted the disease after indulging in sexual acts with several animals, including bats
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/covid-19-chinese-health-authorities-confirm-patient-zero-had-sex-with-bats/
Sad Blessing...

In every disappointment, there is always a blessing. The people of Akure are so lucky that corona virus is ravaging our land.

How would it have been, had the students of Aina Awawul Secondary School been in their hostels and members of Possibility Ground Ministry in their church? Honestly, they would have died in their hundreds.

The school and church were completely shattered by the explosion. Almost all Akure residents heard the big bang! Gbuaaaa! Thank God, no life was lost.

Friday, 27 March 2020

An elderly woman begged her friend's daughter for ₦20,000, the lady gave her her ATM to withdraw ₦20,000 because she was busy.

The grandma went to the machine and withdrew ₦100,000. Some people are very useless. Why check your helper account balance in the first place? not to talk of withdrawing more than what requested.


Some people are just naturally useless

Tueh 🙄🙄🙄🙄...

Ooiin they are not doing well